Spinning Anus

The Spinning Anus is a flying-saucer UFO that Grand Theft Auto V treats as a static prop vehicle rather than a usable aircraft. Its detailed model carries FIB markings and is built around a circular hatch on its underside. The file name, p_spinning_anus_s, is a joke about the shape of that opening. Although it is classed as a vehicle object, it cannot be controlled and has no driving or flight handling comparable to other vehicles.

It appears in Did Somebody Say Yoga?, during Michael De Santa's anaesthetic-induced dream. The saucer is used solely for the cutscene, projecting a powerful beam from its circular hatch. That light abducts Michael, making the UFO the means of the scene's abduction rather than a craft he can pilot. This is the only cutscene to use the full-detail Spinning Anus model.

Less detailed versions of the same saucer appear outside missions as Easter eggs, as well as during certain events and hallucinations. Like the GASH Blimp, these UFOs are treated as map terrain objects. In the Grand Theft Auto Online story, non-hallucination versions are revealed to be government-funded UAVs, or military drones, after the Los Santos Angels leak Project Skylark in 2023.